February 2012
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fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
iancrawfood:
Fall out boy and The Academy is… reunion tour to begin on February 30.
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...
– James Franco (via lungs-)
In class:
Teacher: "So...as I was saying this is-"
Me: "WAAAR!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Me: "what?''
shredicone: SHREDICONE: GIVEAWAY! →
shredicone:
Hey guys so like I promised I would give some stuff away, and this is the first bunch of stuff I found in my room to give away, hopefully the first of many times I will give you stuff.. yep, me being charitable, I know right.. weird.
Anyway so I am giving away:
Umbrella…
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok