February 2012
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
You know what, you're right. Pete Wentz is such a...
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a fall out boy haiku
fall out boy is great
but they went on hiatus
now i want to die